Do I love my neighborhood? No.
Do I hate it? Nope.
Am I tired of being singled out for stupid shit, when I think there are PLENTY of other problems in the hood? Damn right.
Case in point – today. I was fined $25 for weeds growing around my air conditioner not being tended to. Apparently you can see these from the street.
Big deal. Guess what? I can see people’s crappy yard, falling down fence, trash and kids playing IN the street.
Want to do something productive? Stop adding to my already shitty day… fine these jackasses and stop looking at my air conditioner.
Alliance Management – you are THE SUCK.



How DARE you have weeds in your yard! You are obviously violating watering rules and they just can’t catch you in the middle of the night running through your sprinklers naked while laughing manically as gallons of water stream down the street.
Don’t forget the car trade going on across the street that we complained about that never stopped… grrr…
We got a letter at the end of July to RESOD because we had dead spots… Uhhh… resod. in august. in a 2 year drought. with 1 watering day which is saturday… a day when we’re NEVER home.
bastards… lol
Cut your weed Matheny!
Thats a sight I’d pay to see. lol A naked bald guy running in the sprinklers at midnight .I can see it now ..I love you Brian
at least they aren’t sending you letters telling you to re-sod your yard just as the city informs you that any non-handwatering except during a couple hours they allow you will incur a fine. stupid HOA grunts
Our HOA had an expection today! What a JOKE!! We pay for WHAT!!??
I may have to drive forever to get to work, but no one tells me that my yard looks like crap, oh wait Jenny does all the time. Well I do not get fined for it….and it is quiet out here except for my screaming kids…good luck the with HOA, they suck!!!! Don’t miss them
If you end up paying the fine, give them nickles and dimes. That should make their day, and don’t roll them up either. They don’t have to take pennies, but you could try. Good luck
Why don’t they have to take pennies? It’s a legal form of currency…Either way – paying in coins would be amusing..